LOLITA’S SECRET

Lolita: We’re back from our online-only issue and anxious to hear all about your spring plans. Rita: Aren’t we the one’s who are supposed to tell the readers what going on? Lolita: Well, you can do what you want. I like to know what the readers do. Rita: Maybe you’re in the wrong business. Lolita: Maybe you should take the stick out of your butt and open up that mind of yours! Wait a second—I’m sorry for saying that. I’m just so happy that spring is in the air. On April 12 everyone is coming to my spring celebration—Lolita’s Lovefest. But I don’t want just anyone there, just the people who love me. So I’m going to keep the venue a secret. No one will get this information out of me. Rita: Oh really? Lolita: Yeah, so don’t even try. Will you please pass my “Can” of “Tab.” Rita: You don’t normally drink that crap. Lolita: I know but right now I need that “CanTab” and if you don’t pass it to me I’m going to Club Bohemia you all the way to my Lovefest. Did I mention THE RUDDS, SGT. MAXWELL’S PEACE CHORUS, I HAVE EARS, and THE BOSTON TYPEWRITER ORCHESTRA? Flip back one page and check out the ad.