MOMS, WAR & HEALTH
          Rita: Hello comrades. It’s May 2008—Mother’s Day will go on as scheduled—so will a war based on lies—and we’re still supposed to pay attention to our health. Those are the three topics we’ll discus in this column. Lolita: I remember when all we talked about was sex. Rita: Yeah, you still do. How did your Lovefest go? Lolita: Thanks for asking. It was love-squared event. Well, all except that time during the Peace Chorus set when a fight broke out because of someone refusing to move out of the way of the video camera. We are such a loving community. I had to single-handedly balance out the love during the night. Rita: So it was just another night out for the lusty Lolita? Lolita: Yeah, though the group activity included a lot of newcomers. I like those young ones who are quick to show their appreciation. Rita: Let’s move on to appreciating the females that brought us into this world—our mothers. Go ask everyone to tell us something special about his or her mom. There’s Edrie with those strange eyelashes—go ask her.