CLINTON/OBAMA
Rita: What should the Democrats do, if anything, about the race between Clinton and Obama? CHUCK U. ROSINA (WMFO/WMBR): Obama and Clinton... it is a dilemma. Personally, I don’t put too much faith in electoral politics, but I am for Obama. To me, he represents real change looking ahead. Clinton? Yeah, she’s a woman, but she’s so 1990s. *** NANCY DELANEY (Temper): Since our votes are not accurately counted in presidential elections I like what Hillary Clinton proposed at a press conference on April Fool’s Day. There should be a bowling match between her and O'Bama to decide who gets the Democatic nomination. Both are equally bad at bowling so it would be the only fair way to decide the outcome. Americans don’t know how to vote anyway so why not make things at least a little entertaining? *** PETER MOORE (COUNT ZERO): Refuse to donate any more money to either campaign until one of them bails or the two of them agree to be on the same ticket. Their coffers can't take more draining, as they will be needed much more this autumn for the championship bout. *** DICK TATE (The Middle East/Prime Movers): I thought we weren’t supposed to mention the “race” issue anymore? It will probably come down to superdelegates cutting backroom deals and further eroding our fading belief that democracy actually works in this country. Benevolent dictatorship anyone?