WE’VE MOVED
Rita: Lolita,
where is the pencil sharpener?
Lolita: I think it’s in the same box as
my paper clips—somewhere lost in the move.
Rita: Yes, we’re in our new
office somewhere in Georgetown. Okay, we’re not really in our office
yet; you see our office was rented to a religious artifact collector
and we ended up in this moldy closet.
Lolita: I never thought I’d say I
was in the closet.
Rita: I hope we get a light installed by next month.
Lolita, call
RANDALL GIBSON (Scruffy the Cat), I hear he knows how to
make electricity work. And while you deal with him, I’m going to get
ROCKY MORRISON (Reliable Construction) to put an addition on our
closet. Rocky is single handedly cleaning up the Merrimack River.
Google Clean River Project to see what Rocky has been up to.
Lolita:
Did you realize this is our 28th anniversary issue? I guess it’s hard
to convince people we’re still 25-years-old when our column started 28
years ago.
Rita: But the
Noise is really about the rockers in New
England, not us. So let’s ask a Question of the Month that focuses on
them.