MISSING THE WARMTH

Lolita: The real question you need to answer is what will you miss about the warmer months? Please feel free to include a description of my white bikini. CHUCK U. ROSINA (WMBR/WMFO): Swimming outdoors—which I do until mid-October. *** SUSANNA PORTE (the Cello Chix): Summer bird songs, especially that of the hermit thrush. It’s the purest, sweetest sound in the world. *** HOLLY BREWER (HUMANWINE): I won’t miss the warmer months because I’m outtah here until June. My winter hat is off to those who tough it out year after year. *** LINDA VIENS (Angeline): I will miss the way the warm air feels on my skin; it makes me happy when there is very little between my body and the atmosphere. *** GUY MENDILOW (Guy Mendilow Band): Aside from traveling, I’ll miss sitting on my porch, with the smell of hops and barley wafting from the brewery across the street, the sound of kids playing on their bikes, and a mug of tea to start the morning. JP summers, I miss you already. *** GLENN MATTO (All Mod Cons): Shedding clothing. Lolita: Isn’t my bikini small enough? *** JON MACEY (Fox Pass): Alas, dear friends, I will miss all things about warm weather. I do not function well at all in the cold and gray. I have often contemplated moving somewhere where it is sunny all the time, but, yet, I have always lived in Boston or New York. What does it mean? Where is the trap door? *** SARAH RABDAU (Sarah RabDAU & Self-Employed Assassins/ Ad Frank & the Fast Easy Women): My sanity. *** BOBY BEAR (the Greg Allen Complex): In a word, the WEATHER! *** D-TENSION (Los Wunder Twins Del Rap): I will miss walking up to hot chicks at the beach with my shirt off, belly-a-gigglin, hernia protruding, eating a choco taco and asking them out. They laugh at first, they even roll their eyes but then the charm kicks in and they often say yes. If I didn’t have game, I’d still be a virgin. Lolita: Well, I’ll miss seeing you on the beach too. And from what I remember, you are pretty gamey. Not one person mentioned my white bikini. What is this world coming to?