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OUR EYES ON YOU: Nov 2009 |
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WEATHER COMPLAINT
Lolita: I’d like to file an official complaint
with the weather master. We did not get enough summer in 2009. Please
see to it that that doesn’t happen again. Rita: You do know there is no real weather master.
It’s not like there’s a Webmaster who controls weather. Lolita:
I’m glad you mentioned that because I know I’ve been told it’s
impossible, but right now I would like to predict the crash of the Internet
in 2018. I figured I’d mention it to ensure that AL GORE is ready
with a back-up file. Rita: Well, getting back to your original statement,
let’s ask a question that everyone can relate to. Lolita: Like, will we get as much snow in the winter
as we got rain in the beginning of the summer? Rita: There’s nothing like getting multi answers
of “yes” and “no.” Those answers won’t really fill out our
column very well. Lolita: Okay then let’s ask, do you sense that
Rita is unpleasantly sarcastic most of the time? Rita: Calm down Lolita, and go find some nice people
who’d like to tell you what they miss most about the warm weather. Lolita:
Yeah, that’s a pretty lame question, but maybe I can dress it up by
wearing a white bikini that shows off my tan while I ask the question. Rita:
Great idea—look there’s Chuck riding his bike with his dog on his
back—quick go ask him. Lolita: Right. I’m on it. Chuck—hey Chuck! Thanks
for stopping. Could you tell me the one thing you miss about the warmer
weather? And what’s your dog’s name? Chuck: Solo—wooof-woof.
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Rita & Lolita 
