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THREE IMPORTANT
ATTRIBUTES
Rita: You know juggling is one of the most important
attributes I need in a man. Lolita: I need one with lots of money or lots of
talent. Rita: Let’s find out the three most important
attributes people want to find in a perspective mate. Lolita: Okay, P.J., you heard the question—what
you want in your perfect mate? P.
J. O’CONNELL (P. J. O’Connell
Explosion): (1) As the song goes, she must love how I love her; (2)
she must love Fenway Park; (3) Forgiveness is her middle name. *** FRANK STROM
(Noise): Black hair, Greek, and formerly pregnant.
*** SARAH RABDAU (Sarah RabDAU and Self-Employed Assassins/
Ad Frank & the Fast Easy Women): I started to make a list of the
three most important attributes, but it ended up being 15 points long.
In summary, I’m a handful and there is only one—Peter Moore… but
with more money. So, two points really. *** SUSAN
EMERSON (Gloucester Music):
Three things most important in a partner: (1) one who would be comfortable
giving a gift from a second-hand store; (2) one who would take time
to sort through my dusty bookshelf writing down a list of titles of
a given author, then take it to a used bookstore to search out one not
on the list in his hand; (3) one who would sit next to me on the floor
by the Christmas tree and kiss my neck just below my ear lobe, even
though I smelled like an Edmond Fallot blackcurrant French Dijon mustard.
*** FRANK ROWE (Classic Ruins): My love must have a full,
well-rounded body, a slim, graceful neck, and a wide, flat fretboard.
*** AJ WACHTEL (Boston
Gets a Grip): Easy question—for
me the three most important attributes I look for in a woman are: first,
she has to be blonde (and the collar should match the cuffs); second,
she must be deaf; and last she must be dumb (I enjoy having a mute girlfriend
but dumb as in stupid also works for me). Any interested woman who fit
the bill may contact me through T Max. Lolita: Luckily T Max prefers blonds that are smart
as a bell, like me.
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