MUSICAL CHAIRS

Lolita: Now why would you tell our readers to go someplace else in this rag when I’m trying to get them to read this column? Here now are examples of people playing with each other. I don’t think I worded that right, but who knows what people do behind closed doors?  BRIAN VIGLIONE (Dresden Dolls) is on tour with HUMANWINE. He also played drums, banged on chairs, and got in on all sorts of gang vocals on Humanwine’s album Fighting Naked which will officially be released in June. *** LINDA VIENS has a new project called COSMIC-TRIGGER that’s playing with electronica etc. TED CORRIGAN (x-Bad Saints) is in on it too. *** MICHAEL KEDDY (x-Blacklisted/ Psycho) has a new project called FAIRMOUNT FRINGE that recently recorded a demo. *** NICK WARD (bass) and PATRICK KIM (guitar) have left HO-AG. Nick has joined ROH DELIKAT. KRISTINA JOHNSON (Roh Delikat) has filled the guitar spot in HO-AG. *** READ YELLOW is calling it quits. That only means there will be more good musicians looking to form new bands. *** PURE FICTION is also coming to an end. They have one last show planned. *** If Black Sabbath owned an asylum, the house band could be PADDED HELL, featuring RICO PETROLEUM (x-Kilslug/ Upside Down Cross) on bass, daughter AUDREY PETROLEUM on vocals, MIKE MAHAN (x-AnalCunt/ Bratface) on guitar, and LARRY LITOGOT (Penis Fly Trap) on drums. *** CHRIS PEARSON (x- Green Magnet School) plays under the EKRANOPLAN imprint using special guests to round out the performance. On Saturday, 3/31 he’s at PA’s accompanied by DAVE Y (x-Nisi Period/ Dear Old Stockholm Syndrome). *** THE ALLSTONIANS now feature five original band members who’ve all appeared on their debut release Go You. It’s the largest number of founding members in the group in a decade. *** ELUCID (x- Every Last Day) has joined LUCRETIA’S DAGGERS on lead guitar. The dark lyrical electro-rock band is looking to acquire more musicians. Contact This e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it *** HEIDI LEE has taken over the lead singing chores for THE SNOWLEOPARDS. Lolita: Wait a second—that’s Heidi Saperstein. She must have married SUZI LEE (Mardi Gras), HONAH LEEMILNE (The Honah Lee), RYAN LEE (Ryan Lee & the Mindless), DANNY LEE (Super-Cannes) or BEN LEE (Joe Henley). Or maybe SPIKE, TOMMY, PEGGY, or MARVIN adopted her. No, either she’s exposing her southern roots to ROBERT E., or she’s addicted to SARA. I left out David—Roth, Jerry—Lewis, John—Hooker but didn’t want you to think I forgot them. But back to the subject—Heidi—I like your new name!