MAY 2007

Rita: It’s May, and while T MAX (The Noise) fights a war against a war, we’re left to hold the fort down. Lolita: So we don’t have to promote hisdreamers wanted myspace page anymore. Rita: Yep, no need to mention “End War Now.” By the way, you look great in your camo fatigues. Lolita: Thanks, but I think the camouflage design adds ten pounds. Rita: I don’t think it’s the uniform. It’s more likely the ten Pabst Blue Ribbons you knocked back last night. Lolita: Hey, I was celebrating Mothers’ Day a little early. Rita: That makes sense, since it’s a little early to be calling you a mother. Maybe you’ll get pregnant while asking the Question of the Month. Lolita: What’s the question? Rita: Something about Mother’s Day.