END WAR NOW
All we are saying is give peace a chance.
~John Lennon

RED SOX

Rita: That quote should be, “All we are saying is give me a break” in response to Lolita’s gut feeling. Now, Lolita, get out there and ask some rockers to give you their gut feeling and a prediction about the Red Sox this year. Lolita: Hold on, let me put on my catcher’s mitt to grab these flying gyroball answers. POKEMONOJEFF (Lyres): The Red Sox will intercept two passes and score three field goals in the third quarter. *** LIZ BORDEN (The Liz Borden Band/ WAAF): I lack vast sports knowledge but I do love those Red Sox. I would like to predict another World Series win. Why? Can you imagine seeing it twice in your lifetime? Everyone said we wouldn’t see it once. The city went crazy. People were in very good moods for quite a while. It was awesome. We owe it to those that were the fans before us that never lived to see the one win. Also, the real reason for the win—there were some awesome parties! *** TAMMY ROBBINS (HRT): I predict that I will NOT sleep with Gabe Kapler this summer. Lolita: I’m sure the rest of the team is looking forward to your visit to the locker room. *** MARTIN DOYLE (The Baseball Tavern): Boston Red Sox lose two out of three to The Police at Fenway Park, after Sting is knocked out by Varitek in a bench clearing brawl, Harris the band pinch hits, and everybody decides that Harris plays The Police better than The Police at The Basement July 28th and 29th... I kid you not, Harris covers The Police… at The Baseball Tavern! During The Police concerts. *** P. J. O’CONNELL (P.J. O’Connell): I predict that someone on the pitching staff will steal Johnny Damon’s guitar from the Yankee locker room. *** MATT FARLEY (Moes Haven): The Red Sox will win 13 of their 18 regular season games against the Yankees this season. *** DENNY MAFFEO (Plasma Factory): I’m going to piss off a lot of people, but I think the Sox will choke in the fall. Lolita: Your first statement is correct. And I predict that I will demonstrate to you what choking is really about.