Rita: Ahhh, November is here—time to kick back, throw on a coat you love, and get involved with your favorite cause. Lolita: So, you’re gonna get political on us? Rita: I like being involved with real people. It beats the hell out of sitting behind my computer all day talking with my fingers. Plus I like the touch of a human. Lolita: Sometimes after too many hours of work, I just want to kick back, relax, and do something illegal. Rita: You’re so bad. Lolita: No I’m not. People like you and I make up laws that affect others in harmful ways. Why the hell is pot illegal when alcohol is not? It doesn’t make any sense. People are in jail because they enjoy smoking pot. Smoking pot is a harmless act. Why don’t those who say pot leads to harder drugs consider other acceptable addictive drugs (caffeine, sugar?) and say the same of them? Eating chocolate might as well be against the law. Rita: Okay, calm down. Let’s ask our friends to tell us stories about the evil illegal weed.